Comedy Central Roasts (TV Series)
Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump (2011)
Whitney Cummings: Self - Roaster
Quotes
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Whitney Cummings : Larry King you have had a heart attack, bypass surgery, you have heart disease, and you recently got stents placed in your coronary artery; take a hint, God wants you to die.
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Whitney Cummings : [to the Don] You got Melania a huge 12 karats diamond engagement ring. You should not have gotten her a diamond- now she knows what hard is supposed to feel like.
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Whitney Cummings : [to the Don] On your show, The Apprentice, you've had Nene Leakes from The Real Housewives, Brande Roderick and Lisa Rinna- you've given more uneducated whores on-camera jobs than Fox News.
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Whitney Cummings : [to the Don] You recently said that you wanted to run for president- that is such a publicity stunt. If I wanted to support a greedy whore who's pretending to run for president just to get on TV, I'd vote for Sarah Palin.
