Comedy Central Roasts (TV Series)
Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump (2011)
Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino: Self - Roaster
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Quotes
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Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino : [the Situation is constantly getting booed for every joke he makes] Jeff, you and I have a lot in common. We're both from Jersey and tonight's my first night doing comedy.
Jeffrey Ross : [chuckles and gets up] It's also your last night just so you know!
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Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino : [whenever he gets booed] 'Ey! Oh! 'Ey! Chill!
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Jeffrey Ross : [as The Situation is getting boo'd, Jeff Ross comes up to help him out] You know 'The Situation'?
[lifts up his shirt to reveal his gut]
Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino : That's definitely a situation right there.
Jeffrey Ross : They call me 'The Saturation'!
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Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino : [to Donald] I've seen pictures of your house. Everything in your house is gold. Who the fuck decorated your house, Flava-Flav's dentist?
