- Film Brain: We see Liv at work as a high-powered attorney. Ha ha ha ha, Kate Hudson as a high-powdered lawyer, now that's funny. Ha ha ha.
- Liv: It's an aggressive approach, and I think, judicially, we'll find favor, particularly if we pull Justice Givens.
- Film Brain: Oh, that wasn't meant to be a joke. Awkward.
- Film Brain: I think a dance-off between MarzGurl and an Oompa-Loompa would probably be more entertaining than this, and a lot less embarrassing for everybody involved.
- Film Brain: This isn't funny. These are mean, vindictive women who I wouldn't want to be around, let alone watch a movie about.
- Film Brain: The film opens with a title sequence involving girly momentos. Oh boy, two minutes in and already I have too much of a penis for this movie.
- Film Brain: For me, this has been the hardest film to watch since Transmorphers. I don't think I've cringed so much or been more so depressed or angry at a movie in a long time. Fuck the people who made this movie, fuck Kate Hudson, and fuck this movie full stop. Good night!
- Film Brain: Believe me, Anne Hathaway flaunting her stuff on a rope is far less sexy than it sounds, and I like Anne Hathaway.
- Welshy: You keep sayin' that, ya big gay boy.
- Film Brain: I do, Welshy, I swear. But it's just not sexy or funny.
- Film Brain: All that hard partying made Liv forget about her big meeting. Maybe it's just me, but maybe I wouldn't schedule my bachelorette party before my big meeting, you cretin.
- Film Brain: Obviously it doesn't go well, and she has a good cry about how her life isn't perfect. Given that the character is a super competitive bitch, I have no sympathy.
- Film Brain: The film opens with this title sequence involving girly momentos. Oh boy, two minutes in and already I have too much of a penis for this movie.