"Atop the Fourth Wall" Uncanny X-Men #424 (TV Episode 2009) - Lewis Lovhaug as Linkara, Phantasm

Linkara : Chuck Austen, your originality for a character's motivation and backstory are exceeded only by your attitude for NOT KNOWING A DAMN THING ABOUT CATHOLICISM AND RELIGION AS A WHOLE!
Linkara : Damn you, Phantasm! You know I can't release Issue 2 of "Revolution of the Mask" until issue 1 sales improve!
Linkara : So, let me just run down the entire plan of the Church of Humanity for those who didn't quite catch it: Nightcrawler decides to become a priest so the Church of Humanity is there waiting for him and creates a false illusion for months of him becoming a priest, so they can install him as Pope, despite no actual influence in the papal election, so they can use communion wafers that disintegrate people to initiate a false Rapture, despite Catholics not believing in it so they can reveal that the Pope is really a mutant that will be mistaken for the Antichrist, but people will still know it's know a mutant, so Western civilization will not only kill all the mutants, but also the civilization will collapse in on itself before everyone swoops in to join the Church of Humanity, which will apparently be the ONLY spiritual option, despite the dozens, if not HUNDREDS, of other religions available for people to join! This is quite possibly the dumbest plan I've ever heard in my life! And I've seen someone deciding to make twin clones of Hitler! Chuck Austen, you could not fail any more even if you're name was Faily McFailing Fail!

Lewis Lovhaug: Linkara, Phantasm