The Cinema Snob (TV Series)

Chatterbox (2010)

Brad Jones: Cinema Snob

Quotes 

• Cinema Snob : At least it's better than The Vagina Monologues.

  [smiles] 

  Cinema Snob : And that's the first joke I wrote for this review!

• Cinema Snob : Oh, so now it's also got EYES? THIS IS TERRIFYING!

• Cinema Snob : So you see? The moral of the story is if you have a great title, your movie will get made. No matter how fucking awful the finished product is.

  [cheerful] 

  Cinema Snob : Well this really bodes well for my unsold screenplay, Card Shark! "When the casino gets flooded, everyone has a full house. Of sharks."

• Cinema Snob : Penny here has just discovered that not only can her vagina talk, but it's also a smartass.

• Cinema Snob : I wonder if her talking vagina has a beard. What? I'm just asking.

• Cinema Snob : Okay, is it just me or is anyone else freaked out by the fact that Virginia's voice sounds like a child? That makes this movie more awkward than if Hitler voiced Pinocchio.

• Cinema Snob : So if Penny wants to have sex, but Virginia doesn't... it's like having one Siamese twin that isn't in the mood.

• Cinema Snob : Luckily though, her psychiatrist/agent has landed her a spot on The Dating Game. I sure hope this is the episode with the serial killer. At least then this movie will get entertaining. Imagine if this was The Gong Show, it'd show her masturbating with a Popsicle.

• Cinema Snob : This may be the first movie I've seen where the movie within the movie is just as fucking awful as the actual fucking movie.