The Cinema Snob (TV Series)

Violent Shit (2010)

Brad Jones: Cinema Snob

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Cinema Snob : Well, it's not everyday that the title of the movie tells us exactly what we're in for. Yeah, yeah, I know we pretty much get the hint from certain titles, such as you expect "Caligula" to be about Caligula and you expect "Mother's Day" to be about the mentally retarded, but this movie here, it's a little different. It's sort of like it's giving an opinion about itself in the title. The movie we have today is "Violent Shit". Yup. It's literally called "Violent Shit", though I think the context of the title is a little different than they were hoping for. I think they wanted us to leave the theater saying, "Damn, that was some violent shit." But instead we leave saying to ourselves, "Damn, that was some violent *shit*!"

• Cinema Snob : [regarding a warning screen]  Wait, what does this mean? "We recommend not to sell or hire this cassette"? Is someone planning on using this tape as a fucking prostitute? My parents used movies all the time as a babysitter, but they never paid them to!