The Nostalgia Chick (TV Series)

Dreamworks Vs. Disney: Rise of the Eyebrow (2010)

Antonella Inserra: BFF Nella

Quotes 

• BFF Nella : [in reference to the "Puss-in-Boots" spin-off movie]  But... I didn't want that... I should've been more careful what I wished for. Damn you star! I didn't even wish upon you! It isn't even nighttime!

• Nostalgia Chick : Let's look at 'The Princess and the Frog': It has this gorgeous poster that I think quite accurately portrays the feel and content of the film. Now, that said, while 'The Princess and the Frog' didn't tank, per se, it didn't make as much money as Disney wanted it to. Some point to the film's marketing. Now, I think there are a lot of reasons why it wasn't the cash cow Disney was hoping for, some having zero to do with the marketing.

  [Title card saying 'People are racist' appears briefly] 

  Nostalgia Chick : But it was marketed very similarly to the way Princess movies were back in the early Nineties.

  [She shows a series of Dreamworks posters featuring 'the eyebrow'] 

  Nostalgia Chick : That, I think, is why the eyebrow bugs people. It's a marketing strategy and it's trying to tell you something. It's like the character is all determined and up to no good which equals fun for you! Oh yeah, someone is getting their ass pinched. And there's nothin' you can do about it.

  [She shows the 'Tangled' poster] 

  Nostalgia Chick : Which finally brings us back to that 'Tangled' poster: two kids fucking in a nest of hair like squirrels in a sock.

  BFF Nella : I don't think they're fucking...

  Nostalgia Chick : Look at them! They're so doing it!