- Nostalgia Critic: [imitating Richard the Rooster] Oooooh, Gordy! While you were busy with the Hindenburg disaster, Osama bin Laden came back to life, turned into a Transformer, and is destroying Chicago with the Dark of the Moon!
- Jinni Sue: [to Gordy] Goodnight, Pinky.
- Nostalgia Critic: [with a southern accent] Child, did you say goodnight to your vagina? Don't make me force the Bible on something I find confusin'!
- Gilbert Sipes: Goodbye, Hero Pig!
- [Sipes then has an increasingly sinister look as his face is superimposed over scenes showing the package being mailed, sorted, and processed]
- Nostalgia Critic: [Nostalgia Critic gives a bizarre look on his face] What the hell was I just looking at? Boy, I don't even think David Lynch could figure this edit out. Why is it holding on him for so long? Why is there a heavenly glow all around him? Is it the virgin douchebag? This is an awkward transition. It's like if I woke up this morning and said:
- [makes evil face]
- Nostalgia Critic: I'm going to eat breakfast now.
- [shows the same heavenly glow on the nostalgia critic while the other edit shows him eating cereal. He later makes that same face]
- Nostalgia Critic: So something you may notice is kinda odd about this movie is that there isn't much of Gordy talking. Once in a while he'll say something. But mostly it's just watching the human characters. I guess they thought the world of marketing research was much more fascinating to the kids than a talking pig.
- Jessica Royce: But, Gilbert. You promised to help me. How can you even ask me to compete with the pig?
- Nostalgia Critic: You know, unless you're in a muppet movie, that line should never have any contact anywhere.