House M.D. (TV Series)

Changes (2011)

Omar Epps: Dr. Eric Foreman

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• Dr. Eric Foreman : What about Chase? You believe all that nonsense about him being celibat?

  Dr. Chris Taub : Don't know. But I'm rooting for him. Read the studies. The fewer partners you have, the happier you are with your ultimate partner.

  Dr. Eric Foreman : Then you're going to be miserable.

  Dr. Chris Taub : Those studies, it's important that they have control.

• Dr. Eric Foreman : I need a hooker.

  Dr. Gregory House : Not if you can make that work.

  Dr. Eric Foreman : How the hell is that supposed to relax you?... It's not for me, it's for Chase.

  Dr. Gregory House : I'm saving myself, too. Maybe you should get a couple.

  Dr. Eric Foreman : You're riding me, why not ride him?

  Dr. Gregory House : Because I can get a rise out of your BP, his pee-pee, on the other hand... Forget yoga. Embrace Zen. You're a repressed idiot, he's a horny idiot. Neither one of you can do anything about it... Pretty sure that's Zen.

• Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley : I just said treatment for both is chelation.

  Dr. Gregory House : I said force diuresis and try dialysis. You need a transcript?

  Dr. Eric Foreman : You wanna put him on dialysis, risk infection and hemodynamic swings, when we can just chelate?

  Dr. Robert Chase : Whoa! Whoa! Settle down.

  Dr. Gregory House : If we chelate, we're not gonna know what disease he had, which means we're not gonna know if the problem was in his lousy, old job or his still lousy new life, which, for the purposes of a metaphorical argument, is very important.

  Dr. Eric Foreman : Pointless to argue. He's the boss, he needs his puzzle solved. Why bang our heads against a wall?

  Dr. Gregory House : When you're done with the patient, treat Foreman by banging his head against a wall.

• Dr. Robert Chase : I was having tons of sex, and I was bored - hating myself. I was never going to be ready when something real came along.

  Dr. Eric Foreman : So you're becoming some sort of supermonk, and I can't change at all?

  Dr. Robert Chase : I challenge you to go one differential without House or anyone else getting under your skin.

  Dr. Eric Foreman : Since I say nothing gets to me, and you won't take me at my word, how am I supposed to prove you wrong?

  Dr. Robert Chase : I guess you can't. I hope that doesn't eat at you.

• Dr. Eric Foreman : [Foreman's trying to set Chase up with a nurse]  First, he'll compliment her hair. That's how he breaks the ice. Next comes some sort of joke or story. He's sharpening his harpoon.

  Dr. Chris Taub : Are my moves that predictable?

  Dr. Eric Foreman : She's grabbing his arm. He's going in for the kill.

  [the nurse walks away from Chase. Foreman and Taub act like they busy. The nurse walks up to Foreman, slaps him and returns his money. Chase waves at them] 

  Dr. Chris Taub : Don't let it get to you.

• Dr. Eric Foreman : You think I'm repressed too?

  Dr. Chris Taub : I think you're in danger of being dissolved by your own stomach acids.