House M.D. (TV Series)

Changes (2011)

Peter Jacobson: Dr. Chris Taub

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• Dr. Eric Foreman : What about Chase? You believe all that nonsense about him being celibat?

  Dr. Chris Taub : Don't know. But I'm rooting for him. Read the studies. The fewer partners you have, the happier you are with your ultimate partner.

  Dr. Eric Foreman : Then you're going to be miserable.

  Dr. Chris Taub : Those studies, it's important that they have control.

• Dr. Chris Taub : I'm sure some people will screw up anything. But some won't. That kind of case, he has a *chance* to turn a miserable life around.

  Dr. Gregory House : Miserable is miserable. Happy doesn't buy lottery tickets.

  Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley : Our level of happiness is set. It's in our DNA. No cash payout is gonna change that.

  Dr. Gregory House : It's like there's two of me.

• Dr. Chris Taub : You're a popular guy.

  Cyrus : Popular wallet. Three years ago, before had a dime, I had my appendix removed. Phil was there. No one else even called.

• Dr. Eric Foreman : [Foreman's trying to set Chase up with a nurse]  First, he'll compliment her hair. That's how he breaks the ice. Next comes some sort of joke or story. He's sharpening his harpoon.

  Dr. Chris Taub : Are my moves that predictable?

  Dr. Eric Foreman : She's grabbing his arm. He's going in for the kill.

  [the nurse walks away from Chase. Foreman and Taub act like they busy. The nurse walks up to Foreman, slaps him and returns his money. Chase waves at them] 

  Dr. Chris Taub : Don't let it get to you.

• Dr. Eric Foreman : You think I'm repressed too?

  Dr. Chris Taub : I think you're in danger of being dissolved by your own stomach acids.