The Cleveland Show (TV Series)

Your Show of Shows (2011)

Mike Henry: Cleveland Brown, Rallo Tubbs, Bruce the Performance Artist, Dwayne Meighan, Guy Who Uses a Breadstick as a Phone

Quotes 

• Rallo : [after Rallo, Bernard and Theodore's rap about fiscal responsible gets them booed off stage]  Murray, they hated us! They're booing us.

  Murray : What? I turned my hearing aid off so I wouldn't have to hear all that booing!

  Rallo : Pick me up.

  [Murray lifts him up to his ear] 

  Rallo : You made us look like idiots. Never speak to me again.

  Murray : "Never reek of pee again"? I can't make that promise, Rallo!

• Rallo : [to his friends]  Don't worry, guys. I got a plan. Our act is gonna be so off the hook you gonna remember it for the rest of your lives. Or not at all because we're five. Y'all won't remember any of this.

  [to his classmates] 

  Rallo : I killed a guy and I never miss "Glee." Ha, ha. No, they gonna forget that by naptime.

• Cleveland Brown : And what's with this Gmail? I just got used to e-mail. Will someone please tell me why we skipped f-mail?

• Donna Tubbs : [after Rallo injures himself doing karate]  Oh, Rallo. What in the world made you think you could break a board with your hand?

  Rallo : I learned it from you, Mom. I learned it from watching you.

  Voice-Over Announcer : Parents who do karate have children who do karate.

• Cleveland Brown : Now, what do we know about women?

  Tim the Bear : They pee when they sneeze.

  Cleveland Brown : Do they?

  Lester Krinklesac : Yup, according to that sneezing pee-bag Whoopi Goldberg.

• Cleveland Brown : Okay, girls, we've had our morning cry and now it's on to business. We're on top and we need to stay on top. So let's talk ideas. What do you have to va-say-say?

  Tim the Bear : What if, uh, we reunite, uh, women with their first gynecologist?

  Cleveland Brown : Tim, I want you to stop thinking down here and start thinking up here.

• Rallo : [to Cleveland]  I need some help. I'm at rock bottom.

  Cleveland Brown : Your mom's got a rocking bottom. Ha-ha-ha. Write that down. "Men who say inappropriate things in front of their children."