Most country folk are practical, sensible, and intelligent. But we've searched the hills and valleys to find 20 who are just the opposite. Check out a dangerous redneck roller coaster, a lumberjack with horrible aim, a plastered political commentator, and a super-hero whose only power is jumping into a pile of beer cans. Here to monitor these morons is our celebrity cast, including Judy Gold, Daniel Baldwin, Tonya Harding and Todd Bridges.
—Anonymous