House M.D. (TV Series)

After Hours (2011)

Peter Jacobson: Dr. Chris Taub

Quotes 

• Dr. Chris Taub : I don't even know why she's even considering having my kid. She barely knows me. All she knows is: I'm a short balding guy. It doesn't even make evolutionary sense.

• Dina : [as she's dancing for Taub]  You lap is vibrating.

  Dr. Chris Taub : [Pulling out his cellphone]  Oh, sorry. Uh, it's my boss - probably drunk - wants a ride home. He can get a cab... Do you have any kids?

  Dina : Why? Do you like moms? I could be your mommie. Spank your little ass.