- Dr. Chris Taub: I don't even know why she's even considering having my kid. She barely knows me. All she knows is: I'm a short balding guy. It doesn't even make evolutionary sense.
- Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: Darrien had to shoot that kid. It was the right thing - completely justified. But it didn't matter. She destroyed her life trying to forget.
- [Thirteen starts to cry]
- Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: I'm afraid that's what's going to happen to me.
- Dr. James Wilson: You've got mail.
- [quotes]
- Dr. James Wilson: I hope your leg feels better, and I hope we can be friends again soon, you bloody scallywag.
- [last lines]
- Dr. James Wilson: [House tries to walk after leg surgery] You're an ass.
- Dr. Gregory House: What? For trying to walk on a freshly mangled leg? Performing surgery on myself? For thinking I could solve my emotional problems with rat medicine? If you're gonna nag, at least have the decency to be specific.
- Dr. James Wilson: [Helping House up] Come on... Listen, you *can't* keep going like this. Something has to change.
- Dr. Gregory House: Can I pee first?... I know.
- Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: I made a promise.
- Dr. Robert Chase: You made a promise?
- Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: I will not take her to the hospital.
- Dr. Robert Chase: Great. Then I will.
- Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: No.
- Dr. Robert Chase: I'm gonna move you, then I'm gonna pick your friend up, carry her down to my car, take her to the hospital, and try to save her life.
- Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: She's staying here.
- Dr. Robert Chase: Move.
- [pause]
- Dr. Robert Chase: Move!
- [moves Thirteen away]
- Dr. Robert Chase: She's going to the hospital.
- Rachel Cuddy: What happened to your leg?
- Dr. Gregory House: I was trying to make it better.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: He was being reckless. Sit back, honey.
- Dr. Gregory House: There are no cars coming, just go.
- Rachel Cuddy: The light is red, you bloody scallywag.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Stop with the pirate talk.
- Dr. Gregory House: If you don't want Brownbeard to end up with two wooden legs, you should get your ma to move this ship, ye mangy bilge rat.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Of course. You showed her that filthy cartoon. What kind of idiot lets a 3-year-old watch that?
- Dr. Gregory House: If you wanna lecture me on my poor judgment, there would seem to be more relevant examples.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Your heart rate's over 120. You're clammy. I think you're going into shock. Are you lightheaded?
- Dr. Gregory House: I'm fine. Did you see the new Brownbeard episode?
- Rachel Cuddy: It was so funny.
- Dr. Gregory House: No, it was so lame. A boat full of guy pirates and they make the girl pirate walk the plank.
- Rachel Cuddy: She floated.
- Dr. Gregory House: That's 'cause she had big boobies. That's why he should've kept her.
- Rachel Cuddy: Is he going to be okay?
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: He'll be fine. Close your eyes.
- Rachel Cuddy: I wish House still came over to play.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Well, maybe you should write him a letter. Wanna do that? Okay, let's do it.
- Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: You stay here, they bust me.
- Darrien: I can't go back, Remy.
- Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: Neither can I. God forbid, you die, I'm up for manslaughter.
- Darrien: ...I'll find someone else.
- Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: You leave, you bleed out. You're gonna die... Stop!
- Darrien: Promise me, you won't take me to a hospital.
- Dr. Gregory House: Any indication the rats were getting sick?
- Dr. Riggin: Just some cramping. Their legs would stiffen up. They were having trouble moving around. We just thought their bodies were adjusting to the increase in muscle mass. But - in a day or so, they just started - dying... Oh well, a new compound to play with next week.
- Dr. Robert Chase: Have you talked to anyone about it?
- Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: No, I may have an Aortic Arch Aneurism. Oh wait, that's her. Either help me or leave!
- Dina: [as she's dancing for Taub] You lap is vibrating.
- Dr. Chris Taub: [Pulling out his cellphone] Oh, sorry. Uh, it's my boss - probably drunk - wants a ride home. He can get a cab... Do you have any kids?
- Dina: Why? Do you like moms? I could be your mommie. Spank your little ass.
- Dr. Gregory House: I tried calling everyone else. You were the last one on the list.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Why wasn't 9-1-1 on the list?
- Dr. Gregory House: It's not an emergency.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Right. Are you suicidal?
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Don't blame our break up for this. You're not unhappy because of me. You just unhappy. Unhappy people do reckless things.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: You already signed a release. He's gonna do what he needs to do.
- Dr. Gregory House: Yeah, and if that involves chopping off my leg - I want to be damn sure it's necessary.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: House...
- Dr. Gregory House: I don't trust him. I trust *you*.
- Dr. Gregory House: What are you doing here?
- Dr. James Wilson: You hoping for someone else?
- Dr. Gregory House: Hot nurse. Candy striper. Someone who doesn't speak English. Someone who doesn't speak judgemental.