- Captain Squint: Arr, it's the octopus that ate me pancreas!
- Major Monogram: Our sources tell us that Doofenshmirtz is up to something. We need you to infiltrate Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated and have a little look-see. To make it easier for you to get in, we had one of our operatives install a Central Access Threshold, or C.A.T. door.
- Dr. Doofenshmirtz: I'm not gonna let that guy make me look like a nincom...
- [Perry aims the Moisture-Suckinator at Doofenshmirtz]
- Dr. Doofenshmirtz: [seeing he's about to get shot] ... Oh, poop.
- Candace: Why are you going to the moon? Kind of a step backward, considering you've already been to Mars.
- Phineas: Do you remember that old nursery rhyme, "The Cat and the Fiddle?"
- Candace: [sarcastic] Vaguely.
- Phineas: Apparently, there was a last verse that was lost to history until Ferb and I found it in the Dead Sea. It's a little wet and salty but I'll read it. "Hey, diddle diddle / The cat and the fiddle / The cow jumped over the moon / Due to the moon's low gravity / The moon-jumping cow's milk produced the best-tasting ice cream ever." That last verse didn't rhyme so they left it out of most versions.
- Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Oh, sure. I reach out to you and then you do the emergency faceplate ejector thing.