Quotes
The Big Blast or A Many Splintered Thing/The Steal Hour or A Snitch in Time
The Bullwinkle Show
- Mr. Big: Come, come, Badenov. Light the fuse. I haven't got all day.
- Boris Badenov: [lights fuse on dynamite] But, boss man, how come I'm expandable?
- Mr. Big: You... You failed to get the Upsidasium, Boris. Blowing yourself up is the only honorable thing to do.
- Natasha Fatale: You had better think fast, dahlink.
- Boris Badenov: But, Mr. Big, o beloved master, if I go, you go.
- Mr. Big: WHAT? Hmm, you have a point there, Boris.
- Boris Badenov: However, if you insist...
- Mr. Big: No, no, no! No, no, no! Put it out! Perhaps I was hasty, Boris.
- Boris Badenov: [laughs and puts out fuse] You were almost hasty pudding, chiefy wiefy.
- Mr. Big: Very well, Badenov. You... You may... You may carry on.
- [Mr. Big leaves]
- Natasha Fatale: Mr. Big is gone again, dahlink.
- Boris Badenov: [laughs] It's nice to know that under his sinister exterior beats a heart of pure chicken.
- Narrator: Things were all set up for the biggest robbery in history.
- Boris Badenov: Be sure to be with us next...
- Narrator: I'll tell them, I'll tell them! Be with us next time for "The Steal Hour" or "A Snitch in Time."
- Rocket J. Squirrel: [about the Upsidasium] I'd just like to see anybody try to steal any of this stuff.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: He'd have to be a criminal genius.
- Narrator: A criminal genius? Well, there's only one man we know who could fit that description.
- Boris Badenov: [chuckles] Right you are.
- Mr. Big: And who is that, Boris?
- Boris Badenov: Uh... You, of course, boss man.
- Boris Badenov: [after failing to get the Upsidasium] Mr. Big, looks like your plan is washout.
- Mr. Big: MY plan, Boris?
- Boris Badenov: Mwah ha ha. I was forgetting. My plan.
- Boris Badenov: Well, there is Upsidasium, Mr. Big. My plan is working perfect.
- Mr. Big: YOUR plan, Boris?
- Boris Badenov: Mwah ha ha. Sorry, boss man, I meant your plan.
- Mr. Big: That's better.