Family Guy (TV Series)
Foreign Affairs (2011)
Jennifer Tilly: Bonnie Swanson
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Quotes
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Bonnie Swanson : You ready to go, Lois?
Lois Griffin : I sure am. Oh, my God, Bonnie, we're gonna have such a good time.
Bonnie Swanson : I know, and it's gonna be so much fun going with you. Joe hates to fly, 'cause they always put him underneath with the dogs.
[cut to a plane's cargo hold, where Joe sits in a pet carrier, surrounded by incessantly barking dogs in their own pet carriers]
Joe Swanson : Indonesia better be worth it.
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Lois Griffin : I just can't believe you'd throw away all those years with Joe just to have some silly fling.
Bonnie Swanson : I'm not throwing anything away. Joe and I have been growing apart for a long time. Besides, we've had a good run. We've been married for 80 years.
Lois Griffin : You what?
Bonnie Swanson : Well, that's in married-to-a-handicapped-guy years.
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Lois Griffin : Ah, you know, this is how you take a vacation. Oh, Bonnie, would you look at that? I've never seen anything like that before; a croissant with almonds on it.
[to the server]
Lois Griffin : And, and could you bring me a beer? Oh, I feel so elegant. What are you gonna have?
Bonnie Swanson : You know what I'd really like?
[an attractive Frenchman walks by]
Bonnie Swanson : A piece of that.
Lois Griffin : Bonnie, for God's sake, stop it.
Bonnie Swanson : Lois, I already told you, I'm in Paris to have an affair. I'll even do a Muslim if I have to.
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Lois Griffin : All right, I've got our whole day planned. First, we'll go to the Louvre. Then we'll go shopping along the Champs-Élysées.
Bonnie Swanson : Uh, Lois, I should probably tell you I didn't come all the way here to go to museums and shops.
Lois Griffin : Well, I-I don't understand. Why'd you even want to come here, then?
Bonnie Swanson : Lois, I came here to have an affair.
Lois Griffin : An affair? With who?
Bonnie Swanson : Anyone.
Lois Griffin : My God. Well, can we at least do some Muppet-style sightseeing first?
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Bonnie Swanson : Paris is so incredible. I can't believe we're really here.
Lois Griffin : I know.
[going out to the balcony of their hotel room]
Lois Griffin : Look at all the people on the street. Not a lot of people of color here, but the ones that are black are *really* black.