Family Guy (TV Series)

Foreign Affairs (2011)

Alec Sulkin: Alien, Driver Ed Instructor

Quotes 

• Meg Griffin : Is everything all right?

  Peter Griffin : [in a poor disguise]  Everything's fine. It's me. I just dressed up like your father to jazz your teachers and get you out of here.

  Chris Griffin : What do you mean?

  Peter Griffin : I'm taking you out of here. That place is riddled with goat flu, so I'm gonna homeschool you kids.

  Chris Griffin : Oh, okay.

  Meg Griffin : Dad, where'd you get this car?

  Peter Griffin : I borrowed it from Quagmire. He's not home 'cause he got abducted by aliens last night.

  Glenn Quagmire : [cut to the bridge of a UFO]  So, do you guys just not do the anal probe anymore? Is that...?

  Alien : No, that's more or less been retired.

  Glenn Quagmire : I see, I see. D-Do you still have the thing?