In Plain Sight (TV Series)

I'm a Liver Not a Fighter (2011)

Mary McCormack: Mary Shannon

Quotes 

• Mary Shannon : I peed on a stick, that's it. For all I know, I'm not pregnant.

  Marshall Mann : Those tests are really accurate.

  Mary Shannon : You never heard of a false positive? There's a million ways those tests can go wrong.

  Marshall Mann : [skeptically]  A million?

  Mary Shannon : There are ways, Marshall.

  Marshall Mann : You led the sharpshooting seminar in WITSEC training. I'm pretty sure you didn't miss the stick.

• Dr. Wolk : Congratulations, by the way. How far along are you?

  Mary Shannon : What? How did you... Am I seriously that fat?

  Dr. Wolk : Mary, I see you regularly. And also...

  [Dr. Wolk glances at Mary's breasts] 

  Dr. Wolk : ...kinda hard to miss.

• Marshall Mann : I know you're pregnant, I know you know you're pregnant, and I know you don't want to be pregnant, so you're gonna put off dealing with it for as long as you can.

  Mary Shannon : My God, please don't be that guy.

  Marshall Mann : What guy?

  Mary Shannon : That guy. The guy who thinks he knows what's best for the girl. I hate that guy. That guy's a dick.

  Marshall Mann : Erratic hormonal surges duly noted.

• Mary Shannon : [looking through pictures for Brandi's wedding video]  Holy... Who goes as Gandhi for Halloween?

  Brandi Shannon : It was Sinead O'Connor.

  Mary Shannon : Oh.