Bachelorette (2012)

Kyle Bornheimer: Joe

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• Joe : You know what this is like? Really just like high school, but instead of French homework, it's my dick.

  Katie : Well, that's not true, because French was actually hard.

• Katie : Once I was so stoned I thought I was in an episode of 90210, and I kept yelling "Dylan!".

  Joe : Awesome! I got so fucked up once on shrooms that I started a fight club with my cats.

  Katie : I once got so wrecked that I woke up naked next to a hamburger, and I was like "did I just have sex with a hamburger?"

• Katie : Oh, do you believe in magic?

  Joe : Yes, I do. That's abso... yes.

  Katie : Do you believe in a magic vagina?

  Joe : A magic vagina?

  Katie : It would bewitch you with its magic.

  Joe : I've been bewitched by vaginas before. It's scary, actually.