The LeBrons (TV Series)
Lion (2011)
Dave Fennoy: Otis the Lion
Quotes
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Business : I like the way you row, lion.
Otis the Lion : It's good to be king. Nice suit. Is that our money?
Business : I'm no pencil pusher. This right here is goochie. The real D.
Otis the Lion : That's cool. I'm into furry dance.
Business : I can row with that.
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Condor : [he and Kid escape the pitbull again and his leg is slammed in the door] That's gettin' older, son.
Kid : That dog's crazy! He acts like our own money!
Business : Boys, let me introduce you to the solution for Johnson's dog.
Otis the Lion : What's happening, boys?
[the kids gasp in fear and Condor opens the door only to dive into the pitbull's mouth. Otis talks to the pitbull]
Otis the Lion : Spit that kid out. He's mine.
Pitbull : [spits Condor out] Kid's all yours. Plus it tastes like desperation.
Condor : Really? You can taste it?
Otis the Lion : You think you're all that?
Pitbull : [scared] Uh, I was just playing.
Otis the Lion : How 'bout I'll rip out your head and play ball with it?
Pitbull : Hey, it's gotta be like that?
Otis the Lion : Nothing personal.
Pitbull : [turns around] Oh, that's relief.
[turns back and points at the left]
Pitbull : Oh look! Baby gazelle!
[runs off. Kid, Condor and Business look at what the pitbull pointed at]
Kid : I don't see anything.
[the pitbull is running down the street and barking]
Otis the Lion : [stares at the putbull, putting sunglasses on] Why do they always run?
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Business : I got to say you're definitely the king of the jungle. No doubt, brother.
Wise : But?
Business : But, we're not down with this.
Otis the Lion : Good call.
Kid : That dog is all kinds of mean. We don't want you to hurt him.
[Otis hold his claw up and tears the duct tape off the pitbull's mouth]
Pitbull : OW! Please accept my deepest and most sincere apologies!
Otis the Lion : Shut up, fool.
Pitbull : That sounds like a plan. I'm gonna shut up now.
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[last lines]
Otis the Lion : [He and Business are hanging out on a couch] Heh heh heh, I fear you, Biz. I like your lane.
Business : I like yours too.
Otis the Lion : It's all natural.
Business : Fresh.
[Athlete runs up and stops at the table]
Athlete : Wait, is that a lion in the living room?
Business : If we hadn't come me, wouldn't you did?
Otis the Lion : Old man, Johnson would be looking forward to a new dog.
Business : [chuckles] I got my eye on you, lion.
Otis the Lion : Heh heh. And I got my eye on that forty-four lard suit of yours, Biz.
Athlete : [facepalm] Oh, this just makes me crazy.