The LeBrons (TV Series)

Lion (2011)

Andrew Kishino: Pitbull, Ray Ray

Quotes 

• Business : Ray Ray, you need to check your dog.

  Ray Ray : Mind your own business... Business.

  [tries to close the door, but Business stops him and opens the door] 

  Business : Kid *is* my business. And your dog is out of control.

  Pitbull : [offscreen]  Wait, who's at the door!

  Ray Ray : Um, nobody!

  [to Business] 

  Ray Ray : Look, just get outta here, you're gonna make him mad.

  Business : [opens the door pushing Ray Ray]  Who's that?

  [the pitbull is playing poker with other dogs] 

  Pitbull : You'd better be the pizza man, slick!

  [Business frowns and slams the door] 

• Condor : [he and Kid escape the pitbull again and his leg is slammed in the door]  That's gettin' older, son.

  Kid : That dog's crazy! He acts like our own money!

  Business : Boys, let me introduce you to the solution for Johnson's dog.

  Otis the Lion : What's happening, boys?

  [the kids gasp in fear and Condor opens the door only to dive into the pitbull's mouth. Otis talks to the pitbull] 

  Otis the Lion : Spit that kid out. He's mine.

  Pitbull : [spits Condor out]  Kid's all yours. Plus it tastes like desperation.

  Condor : Really? You can taste it?

  Otis the Lion : You think you're all that?

  Pitbull : [scared]  Uh, I was just playing.

  Otis the Lion : How 'bout I'll rip out your head and play ball with it?

  Pitbull : Hey, it's gotta be like that?

  Otis the Lion : Nothing personal.

  Pitbull : [turns around]  Oh, that's relief.

  [turns back and points at the left] 

  Pitbull : Oh look! Baby gazelle!

  [runs off. Kid, Condor and Business look at what the pitbull pointed at] 

  Kid : I don't see anything.

  [the pitbull is running down the street and barking] 

  Otis the Lion : [stares at the putbull, putting sunglasses on]  Why do they always run?

• Business : I got to say you're definitely the king of the jungle. No doubt, brother.

  Wise : But?

  Business : But, we're not down with this.

  Otis the Lion : Good call.

  Kid : That dog is all kinds of mean. We don't want you to hurt him.

  [Otis hold his claw up and tears the duct tape off the pitbull's mouth] 

  Pitbull : OW! Please accept my deepest and most sincere apologies!

  Otis the Lion : Shut up, fool.

  Pitbull : That sounds like a plan. I'm gonna shut up now.