Carrie (2013)

Judy Greer: Ms. Desjardin

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• Miss Desjardin : Are you gonna get him a boutonnière, or are you just gonna pin a bloody tampon to his lapel?

• Miss Desjardin : [shouting to the girls to get them up]  All right stand up, line up please. You have a big month coming up. Prom and then graduation. Are you excited? Probably all have your dresses, have your dates by now.

  [She walks over to Chris] 

  Miss Desjardin : What about you, Chris? Who's the lucky guy?

  Chris Hargensen : Billy Nolan. You don't know him, he doesn't go to this school.

  Miss Desjardin : Are you gonna get him a boutonniere? Or are you just gonna pin a bloody tampon to his lapel?

  Chris Hargensen : I so don't need to hear this.

  Miss Desjardin : You're not going anywhere.

  [walking towards Sue] 

  Miss Desjardin : What about you, Sue? Are you and Tommy busy campaigning to be prom king and queen? I would have voted for you. Not now.

  [to the rest of the girls] 

  Miss Desjardin : You all did a shitty thing. A really shitty thing. And one you had the audacity to post a video. Somebody made a video of it?

  Chris Hargensen : This is bullshit!

  Miss Desjardin : That's it. Thanks to Miss Hargensen, you're all running suicides.

  [the girls moan] 

  Chris Hargensen : I'm not doing it.

  Miss Desjardin : That's up to you. That's up to all of you, but anyone who stops running, is suspended, and if your suspended, you're not going to prom. While you're running, I'd like you all to think long and hard about what it would be like to be Carrie White.

• Miss Desjardin : [the Ewin High School halls. We hear a bell ring, students and teachers walk through the halls, quiet chit-chat. Ms. Desjardin faces Tommy and Sue as she stands across fro them. She is angry yet she begging for an answer, from the two teens]  Come on Sue, you and Chris are best friends if you 2, if you 3 are planning on playing a joke a lonely, defenseless girl...

  Sue Snell : This has nothing to do with Chris, or you Ms.Desjardin, and for me-

  [Tina Blake passes by them, all three of them notice her. She locks eyes with Sue, giving her the death stare. They know for sure, she WILL tell Chris about this] 

  Tommy Ross : Listen, due respect, Ms. Desjardin this is between Sue and Me, you know it's kinda like a private thing. A- And what is the big deal anyways, its just for one night, right? Famous athletes, like Tim Tebow, he- he takes kids to prom all the time and everyone loves him for it.

  Miss Desjardin : [Ms. Desjardin looks at him, shes still angry and now annoyed, her face says, "are you serious right now? You cant b serious right?"]  Really? Your hardly a famous athlete this is a really big deal for her.

  Tommy Ross : I- I- I- *exhales deeply* Listen, it doesn't matter. She said no.

  [Sue's eyes widen, she didn't know this. She steps up to him and looks into his eyes] 

  Sue Snell : So you'll try again.

  Miss Desjardin : [Not a question]  Don't!

  Tommy Ross : [giving up to easily]  Ok.

  Sue Snell : [Sue is begging and pleading, she really wants for him to take her]  Its not ok.

  Miss Desjardin : Tommy.

  [She steps up closer to Tommy] 

  Miss Desjardin : When you show up to prom with Carrie White on your arm, don't you think you're gonna look the tinniest bit ridiculous?

  Sue Snell : [Steps up in front of Tommy]  We don't care how we look?

  [to Tommy] 

  Sue Snell : Do we?

  Tommy Ross : [the second bell rings]  No.

  Sue Snell : [Sue grabs Tommy's arm arm and the two begin to walk they don't wanna be late for class]  Come on

  [They walk right by Ms. Desjardin, she turns to watch them, shes not happy but she can't do anything] 

• [from trailer] 

  Miss Desjardin : If the two of you are planning some kind of joke on a poor, lonely girl...

• [from trailer] 

  Miss Desjardin : Carrie, what's wrong?