Game Boys (2008)

Nick Foster: Art

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• Art : The hell kind of fucked-up Pac-Man is that?

  Scott : That is Pac-Man for the Atari 2600, and apparently you guys have about twenty copies of it there.

  Ray : Yeah, so use some respect, asshole!

  Art : Uh, respect? It looks like ass!

  Ray : Yeah, you know what? That's the goddamn fucking point!

  Scott : The game is legendary for its badness. It was part of the downfall for the Atari. I men, look at that shit. Seriously, look at it. You can't see the ghosts, Pac-Man looks deformed, and he's eating rectangles. How do you fuck up one of the most simplistic games ever made?

  Art : See, and this is why I don't play video games.

  Ray : Yeah, you just jerk off to Samus from Metroid.

  Scott : Yeah, until he found out she was a chick!

• Scott : Well, she dumped me.

  Ray : What?

  Art : Why?

  Scott : Because she's a fucking schizo? I don't know!

• Art : Then why do you fucking want this game?

  Ray : Because I am a fucking moron.

• Scott : What are you still even doing here? Aren't you just on break?

  Art : [pauses, then gets up and leaves without saying a word] 

• Scott : She beat the Death Score!

  Art : The fuck are you talking about?

  Scott : Sally said that if she beat the Death Score on Berzerk that she would join us tonight, and she beat the Death Score in about ten minutes!

  Ray : You knew that the deadliest fucking game known to man would benefit your personal life?

  Scott : Exactly!

  Art : The FUCK are you talking about?

  Scott : In 1981, some teenager scored 16,660 points on Berzerk, then moments later keeled over, dead, from a heart attack. The following year, the same thing happened to some other teenager, and Sally totally got 21,720 points.

  Ray : Yeah, she's probably in a fucking body bag now!