Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Frodo's Headshots (2011)

Conchata Ferrell: Berta

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Quotes 

• Alan Harper : [after Berta laughing out loud]  What's funny?

  Berta : From where you're standing? Nothing.

• Alan Harper : [screaming]  Hey, hey! I'm still here! I mean, how... how could you do this? How could you have an affair while I'm locked in the booby hatch!

  Berta : I thought it was a stress clinic?

  Alan Harper : [screaming even louder]  Everybody knows what it was! I lost my freaking mind! But, luckily, now I'm better! So I have the tools to cope with whatever life throws at me!