Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis (TV Series)
Will Ferrell (2011)
Jon Hamm: Self
Quotes
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Will Ferrell : [a blue box is lowered from above between the both of them, referring to the name on the box] It's Charlie.
Zach Galifianakis - Host : It's a women's perfume?
Will Ferrell : It's a women's perfume.
Zach Galifianakis - Host : Does it smell good?
Will Ferrell : It's "pungent" and just leave it at that.
Zach Galifianakis - Host : Yeah.
Zach Galifianakis - Host : [intentionally changing the subject when the perfume is pulled upwards out of reach] In your down time what do you like to do?
Will Ferrell : Well, I like to work with the community.
Zach Galifianakis - Host : [intentionally changing the subject, sarcastically] Let me take a minute to say what a wonderful atmosphere you have here, it's a great set, it's incredible.
Will Ferrell : [to a crew member standing off camera] Can you bring some of those cherries here?
Will Ferrell : [feeding Zach a cherry] I was having some of these cherries, have you tried any of these cherries? Just take one bite.
Will Ferrell : Is that not the nicest cherry?
Zach Galifianakis - Host : [feeding Will a cherry]
Zach Galifianakis - Host : [after a crew member hands him a plate of strawberries and feeds them to Will] So when you had the...
Zach Galifianakis - Host : [notices Will is choking on the strawberries because he fed them to him too fast] Are you ok?
Zach Galifianakis - Host : [stands up to bite a piece off a piece of strawberry that was halfway in Will's mouth]
Zach Galifianakis - Host : [after sitting back down, continuing the interview] What is your favorite App?
Will Ferrell : Oddly the...
Jon Hamm : [walking onto the set from off camera, to Zach] Did I leave my keys here?
Zach Galifianakis - Host : [irritated] What?
Jon Hamm : My car keys, I can't find my car keys.
Zach Galifianakis - Host : That was two and a half years ago.
Jon Hamm : Can I look around?
Zach Galifianakis - Host : Yeah.
Jon Hamm : [after finding the keys in the fern next to Will, to Zach] I found them.
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Zach Galifianakis - Host : Yeah.
Jon Hamm : [Leaving the set, to Will and Zach] See ya guys.
Will Ferrell : [amused, to Jon] Bye.
Zach Galifianakis - Host : [continuing the interview, to Will] What kind of other things do you like to do in your down time?
Will Ferrell : I'm starting to manage dance teams, hip hop groups.
Zach Galifianakis - Host : [sarcastically] Oh that's great.
Will Ferrell : Yeah, anywhere from forty to fifty kids, they have a lot of energy, a lot of motion, a lot of fun, a lot of high fiving, a lot of smiles.
Zach Galifianakis - Host : That's basically the "Mantra" of it, a lot of "high fives," is that what you said?
Will Ferrell : [feeling insulted] I said, if you were listening "a lot of motion a lot of fun, a lot of high fives, and a lot of smiles."
Zach Galifianakis - Host : Yeah.
Will Ferrell : That's what I said. I feel I was pretty clear about what I said.
Will Ferrell : [raising his voice] I'm listening to what you're asking me and if you're not listening to my answers, let's just call it a day.
Zach Galifianakis - Host : But the "mantra..."
Will Ferrell : [raises his voice even louder] Just shut up about the "mantra"!
Will Ferrell : [yells] Just shut up! Ok?
Zach Galifianakis - Host : Yeah.
Will Ferrell : [yells] If you can't get the fat out of your ears and listen, then why am I here?
Will Ferrell : [yells even louder] Just get the fucking fat out of your ears!
Zach Galifianakis - Host : [standing up and yelling] You know what? I'm not that fat, ok?
Zach Galifianakis - Host : [sits back down] I'm not that fat.
Zach Galifianakis - Host : [the legs of his chair breaks beneath him] I've lost nine pounds.
Will Ferrell : [laughs as the legs of his chair breaks underneath him and segment ends]