South Park (TV Series)

You're Getting Old (2011)

Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Randy Marsh, News Reader, Interviewee #2, Interviewee #3, Kid #1, Kid #4, Doctor, Bob Dylan, Man at Bar, Farmer #1, Steamy Nicks, Trailer Voice Overs

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• Doctor : I'm gonna try something else. Look at these two pictures. One of them is a new ad for Kevin James' new movie The Zookeeper, and the other is a turd in a microwave. Which one is thee ad for The Zookeeper?

  [holding up two pictures, both of a turd in a microwave] 

  Stan Marsh : They both look the same.

  Doctor : You don't see any difference in the pictures?

  Stan Marsh : No.

  Doctor : That is an ad for The Zookeeper

  [lifting his right hand up] 

  Doctor : and that is a turd about to be re-heated.

  [lifting the picture in his left hand] 

  Stan Marsh : They both look like turds about to be re-heated to me.

  Doctor : Oh dear. I think I know what this is. You see Stan, as you get older, things that you used to like start looking and sounding like shit, and things that seemed shitty as a child, don't seem shitty. With you somehow the wires have gotten crossed and everything looks and sounds like shit to you. It's a condition called: Being a cynical asshole.

• Trailer Voice Over : [trailer playing the theater as the kids watch]  Jim Carey has a bunch of turds in his apartment.

  [Carey farts] 

  Stan Marsh : Agh!

  Eric Cartman : Stan, knock it off!

  Stan Marsh : But it's just crap!

  Kyle Broflovski : No, they're penguins! Stop it!

  Trailer Voice Over : It's Jim Carey in: What ever, you'll pay to go see it. Fuck you! July twelth.

• Farmer #1 : That there's Steamy Nicks.

  Farmer #2 : You mean that gal who played for Fleetwood Mac and wrote that song "Landslide"?

  Farmer #1 : Naw, that's Stevie Nicks. Steamy Nicks just shits her britches.

• Doctor : It's a condition called being a cynical asshole.

• Farmer #1 : So they got this feller down at the bowlin' alley. He gets up on the stage an' shits his britches.

  Farmer #2 : What fer?

  Farmer #1 : I don't know, but he gets up there, strums a geetar and the starts loadin' his britches up like it's goin' out of style.

• Stan Marsh : Just get me a cheeseburger and tell the chef to go easy on the shit.