Neil Ross: Logan Chomper

Quotes 

• Logan : Am preparing special dish old-country food! Is beloved Papa's favourite: Czechy a la shingle! But first, must perform Czechy old-time old-country good-luck custom! Am needing special ingredient, not found in earth Mother's kitchen...

  [gets a whip and chair] 

• Logan : Am bringing back live Sibebebeberian large mouse! Is special good-luck ingredient for Czechy a la shingle!

  [gets scissors] 

  Logan : But not to be using whole king-size mouse, only insy-winsy teeny-tiny part! The good luck part!

  [snips off the mouse's hairlocks]