- Dave Koumanzales: Would you take a job you really didn't want to do for seventy five grand?
- Carrie: I dress up as slutty versions of comic book characters, just so I can be leered at by guys who are sexually attracted to cartoons... Of course I'd do it.
- Dave Koumanzales: Why? What's the point?
- Carrie: Work is something you'd rather not be doing, that's why you get paid for it... If it was really something you loved, you'd probably do it for free... Right?
- Dave Koumanzales: Yes...
- Carrie: The working man's a sucker, he's getting pennies on the dollar to help make somebody else wealthier
- Dave Koumanzales: I guess you're right.
- Carrie: Of course I'm right... Even if you have your "dream job", you're still someone else's bitch.
- Tito Lucas: So how about it? Are we gonna do this?
- Dave Koumanzales: I just don't really think I can...
- Tito Lucas: I will pay you seventy five thousand dollars, just for this one picture...
- Dave Koumanzales: But, in this case, I could make an exception... Sure.