The Savage Dragon (TV Series)

She-Dragon (1995)

Jim Cummings: Savage Dragon

Quotes 

• Alex Wilde : [chuckling]  Dragon has a fan, how cute.

  Savage Dragon : I don't think it's cute. What she did was stupid and dangerous. Not to mention screwing up our stakeout. Did you get a homing device on the van?

  Alex Wilde : That's affirmative. He's heading for the downtown mall. There he is. I got a feeling your anonymous tip about this currier is gonna pay off big... 'He-Dragon'.

  [Dragon gives Alex a glancing stare] 

• She-Dragon : Yeah, Amy Belcher, gymnast supreme!

  Savage Dragon : Amy Belcher? Are you in any relation to...

  [gets cut off by She-Dragon] 

  She-Dragon : Dr. Sherman Belcher? Yep, he was my dad. You coming or what?

• Savage Dragon : Computer, Password: 'Pumpkin'.

• Savage Dragon : All right, who are you and what do you think you are doing?

  She-Dragon : I'm She-Dragon, aspiring crime fighter and really big fan of yours.

  Alex Wilde : [awkwardly]  I'll, uh, just get the car.

  She-Dragon : What are you guys so tight about? You could at least say 'thank you'.

  Savage Dragon : Say 'thank you'? Listen, kid, you're lucky I don't throw you in jail for abstructing justice. Now go home.

  She-Dragon : Look, maybe I'm not a real cop, but I'm a fast learner. Maybe you could train me and make me your partner.

  Savage Dragon : I already have a partner, and from now on, you leave the crime fighting to the police.

  [to Alex] 

  Savage Dragon : Let's go, Alex.

  She-Dragon : I was just trying to help.

• Savage Dragon : This is Dragon.

  She-Dragon : [in a deep voice possible]  Hey, Mr. Dragon, it's me, your not so secret admirer.

  Savage Dragon : She-Dragon! We thought we've lost you. Where are you?

  She-Dragon : Close enough to call and say thanks for helping me realize that maybe it's time to let go of the past. Because the future's where I have to live the rest of my life, I mean, I mean look what you've done with no past at all.

  Savage Dragon : Yeah, well, just don't let me catch you playing crime fighter again, young dragon.

  [sees She-Dragon out of the window] 

  Savage Dragon : Or I'll have to arrest you for abstructing justice.

  She-Dragon : Hey

  [chuckles] 

  She-Dragon : a hunk's got to do what a hunk's got to do. Until the two dragons meet again, goodbye.

  [bus drives by, She-Dragon is gone] 

  Savage Dragon : Goodbye, 'Pumpkin'. Something tells me we haven't seen the last of her.

  Alex Wilde : You got that right... 'He-Dragon'.

  [Dragon gives Alex an awkward look] 

• Savage Dragon : All right, creep, where's the merchandise?

  She-Dragon : Yeah, where's the merchandise, creep?

  Savage Dragon : [to She-Dragon]  Come here.

  She-Dragon : We caught him, huh? I mean, I really made for what happened and...

  Savage Dragon : [Dragon cuts off her talking]  Okay, She-Dragon, maybe I didn't make myself clear before, so lisren carefully: Your crime fighting days are over. Do you realize how badly you could have been hurt?

  She-Dragon : Aw, don't worry about me, I'm tough.

  Savage Dragon : I don't care if you ARE tough, you interfere again and I'm throwing you in the slammer, you got it? Now, go home.

• She-Dragon : Wow, you saved my life, thanks.

  Savage Dragon : Well, no thanks to you, your meddling got Alex kidnapped!

  She-Dragon : Well, EXCUSE ME! If you'd let me work with you in the first place, this never would have happened.

  Savage Dragon : Work with me? For what possible reason would I ever let you work with... That's it! You're out of here! Go! Vamoosk! Hasta la Vista!