Pitch Perfect (2012)

Anna Camp: Aubrey

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Quotes 

• Aubrey : What's your name?

  Fat Amy : Fat Amy.

  Aubrey : You call yourself Fat Amy?

  Fat Amy : Yeah, so twig bitches like you don't do it behind my back.

• Aubrey : The Trebles don't respect us, and if we let them penetrate us, we are giving them our power.

  Fat Amy : Not a good enough reason to use the word 'penetrate.'

• Aubrey : What are you doing?

  Fat Amy : Horizontal running.

• Fat Amy : [out of breath from learning choreography]  I should have taken that cardio tip more seriously.

  Aubrey : How much have you done?

  Fat Amy : You just saw it.

• Aubrey : We will practice, and I trust you will add your own cardio.

  Beca : Why cardio?

  Fat Amy : Yeah, no, don't put me down for cardio.

• [Their bus starts to sputter and slow] 

  Aubrey : What the hell?

  Fat Amy : It's pretty cool, actually... I think we're just running out of gas.

  Aubrey : No, that can't be! You just filled the tank!

  Fat Amy : Yeah, I did! And yet, maybe I didn't, because I got hit by flying Mexican food.

  [the bus sputters to a stop] 

  Fat Amy : And we're out.

  Aubrey : A-ca-scuse me?

  Fat Amy : A-ca-believe it!

• [Part of the Bella oath] 

  Aubrey : And I solemnly promise to never have sexual relations with a Treblemaker, or may my vocal cords be ripped out by wolves.

• Aubrey : Hands in, a-ca-bitches!

• Aubrey : As you can see, Kori is not here. Last night, she was Treble-boned. She has been disinvited from the Bellas.

  Beca : That oath was serious?

  Aubrey : Dixie Chicks serious!

• Aubrey : Chloe, could you please get your head out of your ass? It's not a hat!

  Fat Amy : A-ca-awkward...

• Fat Amy : That's actually a good idea. I have Bumper's number.

  Aubrey : Why do you have Bumper's number?

  Fat Amy : Ummmm... uhhhhhh... ummmmmm...

• Aubrey : I can see your toner through those jeans!

  Beca : That's my dick!

• Fat Amy : I can sing, but I'm also good at modern dance, olden dance, and mermaid dancing which is a little different. You usually start on the ground.

  Aubrey : Ooh.

  Fat Amy : It's a lot of floor work.

  Aubrey : I see that.

• Chloe : So, are you interested?

  Beca : Sorry, it's just... it's pretty lame.

  Aubrey : A-ca-scuse me? Synchronized lady dancing to a Mariah Carey chart-topper is not lame!

  Chloe : We sing all over the world, and we compete in national championships!

  Beca : On purpose?

  Aubrey : We played the Cobb Energy Performing Arts Centre, you bitch!

• Aubrey : This time I'm not gonna choke it down!

  Stacie : Been there before...

• Aubrey : Fat Amy?

  Fat Amy : Yes, sir.

• Aubrey : We shall begin by drinking the blood of the sisters that came before you.

  Beca : Dude, no.

  Chloe : Don't worry, it's Boone's Farm.

• Aubrey : I know you have a toner for Jesse.

  Beca : A what?

  Aubrey : A toner. A musical boner. I saw it on Hood Night. It's distracting.

  Beca : Yeah, that's not a thing, and you're not the boss of me. So...

• Aubrey : I won't disappoint you. My dad always says, if you're not here to win, get the hell out of Kuwait!

• Aubrey : I'm sorry, but I am my father's daughter, and he always says 'if at first you don't succeed'...

  [tears up] 

  Aubrey : 'pack your bags'.

• Aubrey : Chloe, your voice didn't sound Aguilerian at all!

• Aubrey : A-ca-huddle, now!

• Aubrey : [watching the Treblemakers]  I will stop at nothing to take those ding-a-lings down.