Pitch Perfect (2012)

Skylar Astin: Jesse

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Quotes 

• Jesse : You're one of the a cappella girls. I'm one of those a cappella boys, and we're gonna have aca-children. It's inevitable.

  Beca : You're really drunk right now. I don't think you're gonna remember any of this.

  Jesse : No, I'm not drunk at all. You're just blurry.

• Benji : Look, just so you know, I'm not a total nerd. I also happen to be super-into close-up magic.

  [He produces a hamster] 

  Jesse : Dude, that's awesome! How long was that little guy in there?

  Benji : Several days.

• Jesse : Hey Hilary Swank from Million Dollar Baby.

  Beca : Hey, you could just say 'Hey Million Dollar Baby" you don't have to reference the specific actress.

  Jesse : Damn. Prison changed you.

• Sigma Beta Frat Guys : [Chanting]  Taking names, taking numbers, join our righteous frat! If you ain't pledging Sigma Beta, you ain't worth no crap!

  Benji : That's a double negative!

  Jesse : That's a lot of negatives.

• Beca : You must really sweep your girlfriend off her feet.

  Jesse : Oh, I don't have a girlfriend.

  Beca : What? You have juice pouches and Rocky.

• Jesse : So, what's your deal? Are you one of those girls who's all dark and mysterious, then she takes off her glasses and that amazingly scary ear spike and you realize that, you know, she was beautiful the whole time?

  Beca : I don't wear glasses.

  Jesse : Then you're halfway there.

• Benji : The Treblemakers. The rock stars of a cappella, the messiahs of Barden. Well, you know, not including athletes, frat guys, or actual cool people.

  Jesse : Organized nerd singing? This is great!

• Jesse : So what do you want to watch first?

  Beca : Wanna do something else? We could re-live my parents' divorce. Or visit a gynecologist.

• Luke : Can you get me lunch?

  [tosses Jesse his wallet] 

  Jesse : Not another burger... You know, you are not going to be 22 forever.

  Luke : [Luke raises his shirt, shows six pack]  I think I'm good.

  Beca : [Stares at Luke's abs]  He's good

• [while watching The Breakfast Club] 

  Beca : Tell me, what does Judd Nelson eat for breakfast?

  Jesse : Oh, well, like all misunderstood rebels, he feeds on hypocrisy.

  Beca : Sure.

  Jesse : And black coffee, to help with his morning dumps.

• Jesse : Told you. Endings are the best part.

  Beca : You're such a weirdo.

  [Grabs and kisses him]