Once Upon a Time (TV Series)

Pilot (2011)

Warren Christie: Ryan

Quotes 

• Ryan : [on a blind date]  You, Emma, are, by far, the sexiest, friendless orphan that I have ever met.

  Emma Swan : [laughs]  Okay! Your turn. No, wait, let me guess. Um, you are handsome, charming...

  Ryan : Go on.

  Emma Swan : The kind of guy who, and now stop me if I get this wrong, embezzled from your employer, got arrested, and skipped town before they were able to throw your ass in jail.

  Ryan : [nervous chuckle]  What?

  Emma Swan : And the worst part of all this is your wife. Your wife loves you so much that she bailed you out. And how do you repay that loyalty? You're on a date.

  Ryan : Who are you?

  Emma Swan : The chick who put up the rest of the money.

  Ryan : You're a bail bondsman.

  Emma Swan : [stressing the gender neutrality]  Bail bondsperson.