- Dyson: Hey. Did you guys get anything yet?
- Bo: A lecture from the vice principal and 27 invitations to the dance. One delivered in soliloquy.
- Kenzi: How nice!
- Bo: You?
- Dyson: A fist bump. Kenz, you?
- Kenzi: Well I was attacked by rabid Muffys, manhandled by Coach 'Bitchy Butch' and I got detention.
- Bo: We are not getting far are we?
- Kenzi: Teen angst. Our greatest foe.
- Bo: This is all fun and games to you.
- Ryan Lambert: Isn't it?
- Bo: I don't think I can keep it up.
- Ryan Lambert: Don't worry about it. That's my job.
- Bo: What have we been learning?
- [Points to raised hand]
- Bo: Yes?
- Earl: Shakespeare. Romeo and Juliet.
- Bo: Excellent. That's my, um my favorite. Um so, we have two houses...
- [Draws on chalkboard]
- Bo: They are sworn enemies. We've got Romeo and Juliet.
- [Student puts up hand]
- Bo: Yes?
- Earl: Who's Ryan?
- [Bo looks to see she's written "Ryan" instead of "Romeo"]
- Bo: Oh, God...
- Kenzi: For over two thousand years, they didn't even call it Euclidean geometry, just geometry. 'Cause there was no other kind, kind of like Italian food in Italy...