- Brother Douglas: I am not here on behalf of religion. I am here on behalf of your faith.
- Carla: My faith? Well that's easy: I don't got none. I don't believe in anything. Except Jimmy Beam. I worship him alone.
- Ryan Lambert: You realize none of my doctorates are in that medical stuff right? In fact, most of them are made up.
- Tryst: There's a very special lady in my life. She's in a world of pain right now.
- Kenzi Malikov: Oh, you got some poor girl knocked up? Holy spit, I send my condolences.
- Tryst: I'm talkin' about my Gran-gran. Who knocks up their Gran-gran?
- Kenzi Malikov: Ugh. So not where I meant to go.
- Tryst: Street art don't pay, so can we do this one for free? You know, what do you call it? Pro-boner!
- Kenzi Malikov: I lost Bo! Well, she ran away. Her bodacious brain just went kerblooie!
- Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan: Okay, from the beginning, and as much English as you can manage.
- Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan: Bo isn't herself, she's not going to have her own wits or skills. She might not even know she's a Succubus.
- Kenzi Malikov: Uh oh. If she gets hungry she could kill a whole NBA team. With a WNBA team for dessert!
- Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan: The black haired woman you splashed earlier, where is she?
- Brother Douglas: How should I know? She ran and didn't return, before I had a chance to wash out her filthy mouth, and put her in a modest blouse.
- Kenzi Malikov: A *blouse*? You monster!
- Kenzi Malikov: What if Bo hitched a ride outta town and is dancing in a topless bar despite rival girls trying to bring her down?
- Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan: She's not living in "Showgirls"!
- Kenzi Malikov: My go-to worst case scenario.
- Tulip: How long have you been together?
- Bo Dennis: I don't know!
- Tulip: Well, practically forever then! How did you meet?
- Bo Dennis: I don't know that either.
- Tulip: Well, it's the love between you that matters.
- Bo Dennis: Yeah, I think I really love him! I really like...
- [Thinks]
- Bo Dennis: Oh, his jacket!
- Bo Dennis: We could end up way over our heads, I mean, maybe even having, you know, S-E-X!
- Ryan Lambert: You really don't remember who you are, do you?
- Bo Dennis: I want a dress.
- Ryan Lambert: Wha-? She wants a dress.
- Bo Dennis: I was thinking like, ivory, crepe-de-chine, I don't even know what crepe-de-chine is, but doesn't it sound delightful?
- Acher: [Steals Dyson's phone] Kenzi - Called eight times.
- Dyson Thornwood: What the hell?
- Acher: Is she the one that broke your heart? And someone named Trick has called seven times. Sounds like a pet name for a prostitute.
- Kenzi Malikov: Concierge said they're in the Hummingbird Room. Don't panic, she also said there was a wedding dress involved.
- Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan: Oh, no.
- Kenzi Malikov: Yeah! I just think they should get a quickie divorce with their quickie wedding.
- Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan: Fae don't believe in divorce. Not for the first thousand years.
- Kenzi Malikov: *What*?
- Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan: What, like it's so wrong to expect people to give it a real shot?
- Ryan Lambert: I thought I was dreaming but you are wearing a white dress.
- Bo Dennis: Actually, it's champagne. We almost got married.
- Ryan Lambert: I need a whiskey. And a beer, with a side of strippers.