- Linkara: [reads disclaimer on comic] "With spectacular 3-D segment!" Oh goody, I look forward to my eyes being hurt and not being able to comprehend what the hell is going on.
- Linkara: Jenkins, meanwhile is attacked by... a giant mechanical spider... with lasers.
- Rod Serling: Submitted for your approval, giant robotic spiders with lasers attached to them.
- [looks at his cigarette]
- Rod Serling: What the hell is in this thing anyway?
- Rod Serling: Submitted for your approval: a comic book reviewer named Linkara. He contends regularly with the surreal, the stupid and the sickening. But today, he must face off against a comic so utterly pointless and disorienting in its ineptitude. Will it be his undoing? Will it be the final nail on the sequential coffin? Who can say? All we know is... this is the Twilight Zone.