Bruce Bruce: Losin' It (2011 TV Special)

Bruce Bruce: Self

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Announcer : Calling from Atlanta, Georgia, you're here to see him. Put your hands together for the hilarious Bruce Bruce!

  Bruce Bruce : What's happening? What's happening? What's happening? I'm gonna let y'all know right now before I start, I'm stupid for real. OK? This is not an act. This is the way I act, alright, so don't think I'm pretending.

• [last lines] 

  Bruce Bruce : Now, I want to explain something to you guys. I don't have an ending joke, because I don't tell jokes. I tell real-life stories and make them funny. So, I'm not like the average comedian. They have an ending joke; they always holler "Peace! I'm out of here," and walk off stage. So, basically, when I get through performing on stage, I just walk off.

  [walks off stage]