- Rebekah Mikaelson: [at door] Where's Stefan?
- Damon Salvatore: Who the hell are you?
- Rebekah Mikaelson: [ignores Damon] He left me here. My brother actually left me here.
- Stefan Salvatore: I'm sorry, your tone implies that I'm actually supposed to care.
- Damon Salvatore: You're Klaus' sister?
- Rebekah Mikaelson: Rebekah. Pleasure, I'm sure. Which one is my room?
- Stefan Salvatore: [grinning] You're not staying here.
- Rebekah Mikaelson: Rude. Both of you. I'll see to it myself.
- [on her way to do so]
- Stefan Salvatore: I guess she's staying here.
- Damon Salvatore: [to Elena, on cell] Yeah, so... you might not wanna come here for a while. We have a new house-mate. Barbie-Klaus.
- Rebekah Mikaelson: [at the bonfire, Damon joins her] What? No friends your own age?
- Damon Salvatore: Like you can talk.
- Damon Salvatore: [walks in on Elena weight-training] What? You gonna bench-press a vampire?
- Elena Gilbert: You understand what's happening right here? Stefan called me a human blood bag. He's a completely different person.
- [grunts, and Damon assists unrequited]
- Elena Gilbert: What are you doing?
- Damon Salvatore: Helping you out.
- Elena Gilbert: Damon!
- Damon Salvatore: Come on, Buffy.
- Elena Gilbert: Stop it. Like one obnoxious Salvatore isn't bad enough.
- Damon Salvatore: You called, I'm here. What's your wish, oh, Warrior Princess?
- [mimics stake at the ready]
- Elena Gilbert: I'm trying to keep Bonnie out of this. I don't trust that Stefan won't hurt her. Caroline, are you covered?
- Caroline Forbes: Yes, I will make sure that the old Forbes jail cell is prepped and ready.
- Damon Salvatore: You're forgetting a key player here. Rebekah. Wherever Stefan goes, a blond ponytail tends to follow.
- Elena Gilbert: Which is why it is your job to keep her away.
- Damon Salvatore: How? She's an Original. Last time I checked, we're out of daggers.
- Elena Gilbert: So then preoccupy her with your charm.
- Alaric Saltzman: Might have better luck finding a dagger.
- [Caroline giggles]
- Elena Gilbert: But you think I'm crazy to believe that I can protect myself from a vampire who's flipped the switch on his humanity?
- Alaric Saltzman: I think you found a way to get out of bed this morning. And that makes you the strongest person I know. I think that you can do...
- [shrugs]
- Alaric Saltzman: pretty much anything.
- Vicki Donovan: [first day of semester] You were always so much better at being a part of this than I was.
- [startled, he pulls in his breath]
- Vicki Donovan: Sorry.
- Matt Donovan: You can't just keep appearing like this. It freaks me out.
- Vicki Donovan: I'm a ghost. It's all I got. And I couldn't appear if you weren't thinking about me.
- Matt Donovan: I was just thinking about our first day last year. I was worried about running into Elena, and you said...
- Vicki Donovan: [smiles] Suck it up, be a man, and show her what she's missing.
- Matt Donovan: Yeah, and instead, she met a vampire.
- Vicki Donovan: You okay, Matty? You seem unhappy.
- Matt Donovan: Yeah, just... life stuff. You know, with you gone, and Mom not around, it's... it's a lot to deal with alone. I'm glad I get to talk to you, though. I miss you.
- Vicki Donovan: I miss you too.
- [nods, smiles]
- Vicki Donovan: What if I told you there was a way you could help me come back?
- Matt Donovan: What do you mean, come back?
- Alaric Saltzman: [to new girl in class] Who are you?
- Rebekah Mikaelson: My name's Rebekah. I'm new, and History's my favorite subject.
- Katherine Pierce: [next to open crypt, on cell to Damon] He's a little bit out of commission. He won't eat.
- [tosses live mouse onto the mummified corpse]
- Katherine Pierce: And I've tried everything. Grave-diggers, mourners, mice, rats, bats. He's just... not interested.
- Caroline Forbes: [re his bloodstained shirt] Vampire 101. Don't...
- [slaps his chest]
- Caroline Forbes: wear your breakfast to school.
- Tyler Lockwood: Chill out. It was just a blood bag.
- Caroline Forbes: From where?
- Tyler Lockwood: Rebekah hooked me up.
- Caroline Forbes: Rebekah? And what are you even talking to her for?
- Tyler Lockwood: Klaus told her to keep watch on me. Protect his new asset.
- Caroline Forbes: His what?
- [shakes her head]
- Caroline Forbes: Why are you amused by this?
- Tyler Lockwood: I'm his first successful hybrid, Caroline. Don't you think that's the tiniest bit awesome?
- Caroline Forbes: Oh, wow. I cannot believe you just said that.
- [shakes her head, scoffs]
- Caroline Forbes: Here we are. Senior year.
- Bonnie Bennett: Does anyone else think this should feel slightly more empowering?
- Caroline Forbes: Okay, so prank night was a bust. But we are accepting it and we're moving on!
- Bonnie Bennett: You're right. I mean, why should I let the fact that my boyfriend is seeing the ghosts of his dead girlfriends hinder this experience?
- Caroline Forbes: Yes. And why should I let the fact that my boyfriend was turned into a hybrid put a damper on an otherwise... fabulous day?
- Elena Gilbert: Today's our anniversary. Technically,
- [sighs]
- Elena Gilbert: Stefan and I met on the first day of school last year.
- Caroline Forbes: Yeah, you win.
- Bonnie Bennett: [to Elena] Are you sure you wanna be here?
- Elena Gilbert: I have to be here. I have to put it behind me. New year, new life.
- [sighs, walks on purposefully]
- Bonnie Bennett: [to Caroline] Yeah.
- [she smiles, they follow]
- Vicki Donovan: I'll be able to come and go as I please, when I want, where I want. I mean, I won't have to rely on you.
- Matt Donovan: But you'll still be a ghost, Vick.
- Vicki Donovan: [smiles] In a town full of vampires, werewolves and witches, I'll fit right in!
- Caroline Forbes: [during cheerleader practice] What are you doing? Hey. Hey! You can't just come here and infiltrate all our lives.
- Rebekah Mikaelson: I'm only interested in yours. Your spunk. Your popularity.
- [eyes Tyler]
- Rebekah Mikaelson: Maybe even your boyfriend.
- Caroline Forbes: [as Tyler checks out Rebekah's athletic prowess] Oh, God.
- Tyler Lockwood: Damn. Girl's got moves.
- Rebekah Mikaelson: Why are you being so nice to me? You hate me. You should be mean.
- Damon Salvatore: Well, I could be mean... if that's what you're into.
- [smiles]
- Rebekah Mikaelson: [stands up] You're distracting me. Why?
- Damon Salvatore: Just trying to be a good house-mate.