- Bobby Singer: Well that's a load of crap. Who the hell were you to say?
- Ed Singer: I'm your father. And you show your father respect.
- Bobby Singer: The day he deserves it. You drunken bully. Punching women and kids, is that what they call fatherhood in your day?
- Ed Singer: You deserved it. Believe me, you were nothing but ungrateful.
- Bobby Singer: I was a kid! Kids ain't supposed to be grateful. They're supposed to eat your food and break your heart, ya selfish dick! You died and I was still so afraid I'd turn into you, I never even had kids of my own.
- Ed Singer: Good. You break everything you touch.
- Bobby Singer: Well, as fate would have it, I adopted two boys and they grew up great. They grew up heroes. So you can go to hell!
- Dean Winchester: All right, scoot, jerkface. Show your elders some respect.
- Sam Winchester: You scoot, asshat.
- Dean Winchester: Did we get licorice?
- Sam Winchester: No, we did not get licorice. We got good snacks. Licorice is disgusting.
- Dean Winchester: I'm sorry, I didn't quite understand that, uh, Mr. "Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwich."
- Sam Winchester: I stand by that sandwich. Nobody likes licorice. It's - it's made of dirt.
- Dean Winchester: It is a classic movie food. It's right up there with popcorn.
- Sam Winchester: Popcorn?
- Dean Winchester: Yeah.
- Sam Winchester: You're out of your mind.
- Dean Winchester: What, it's like little chewy pieces of heaven.
- Dean Winchester: We're coming for you. And not just to hurt you - to kill you. You understand me?
- Dick Roman: Come on, Dean, I can't be killed.
- Dean Winchester: You're gonna wish you could, then.
- Dick Roman: [laughs] That's some conviction. You'd really crush it on the motivational circuit.
- Dean Winchester: You're either laughing because you're scared or you're laughing because you're stupid. I'll see you soon, Dick.
- Rufus Turner: Seriously, though, Bobby, how come...?
- Bobby Singer: Dog with a bone, Rufus.
- Rufus Turner: No, I really want to know, man - why no kids?
- Bobby Singer: Ain't that deep. Dad was a mean drunk. I figured I'd be just like him. And, hey, look, I was right. No sense passing on the legacy.
- Rufus Turner: You're too hard on yourself. You're more of a cranky drunk.
- Bobby Singer: [to his younger self] Hey. You did what you had to do. This is where you learn that... They pretty much never say thanks when you save 'em.
- Bobby Singer: I've heard of you guys grabbing reapees in broad daylight and in their sleep, but I never heard of a reaper showing up inside a guy's custard.
- Bobby's Reaper: You're in a coma, genius. This is what happens. I climb in your... custard and fish you out
- Rufus Turner: Your worst memory. Think. Focus. You got it? The worst, okay?
- Bobby Singer: I got a metric ton of worst.
- Bobby's Reaper: [to Bobby. regarding both him and his father getting shot] You got the only genetic case of bullet in the brain I've ever seen.
- Rufus Turner: Pretty sure I almost crossed over.
- Bobby Singer: And what did you see?
- Rufus Turner: What did I see? What are you so riled up about, paco?
- [Bobby gives him a look]
- Rufus Turner: All right, all right. I saw a hallway, uh, plaid carpet, uh, the apartment building from when I was a kid.
- Bobby Singer: And?
- Rufus Turner: And I wanted out.
- [Chuckles]
- Rufus Turner: I'm not dying on no damn plaid carpet.
- Bobby's Reaper: You think you can lose me?
- Bobby Singer: I'm gonna try.
- Bobby's Reaper: I've got places to be, Singer. Don't waste my time.
- Bobby Singer: Might as well, while I got it.
- Bobby Singer: Listen to me, Rufus. I'm gonna die.
- Rufus Turner: Oh, now, that's a realistic view of the mortality rate on a ghost hunt.
- Bobby Singer: [In his memories] Something bad's about to happen...
- Dean Winchester: Yeah, well, danger's kind of on the W2, Bobby. That's why we got the guns.
- Bobby Singer: Karen?
- Karen Singer: You were expecting Farrah Fawcett?
- Bobby Singer: No. She always calls first.