- Sam Winchester: I can't believe I'm about to say this, but I hope you're watching cartoon smut. Because reading Dick Roman crap over and over again is just... self-punishment.
- Dean Winchester: It's called anime, and it's an art form.
- Eliot Ness: Ezra Moore, Dean Winchester.
- Dean Winchester: Hey.
- Ezra Moore: Who's he, some farmer clown?
- Eliot Ness: He's, uh, from the future.
- Dean Winchester: Yeah. Gas costs four bucks, you get cheese out of a spray can. The President is a black man. I could go on.
- Ezra Moore: Paint me impressed.
- Dean Winchester: Awesome.
- Ezra Moore: "Awesome"? Is he some religious kook?
- Eliot Ness: No, he just likes saying that.
- Sam Winchester: Well, there's a semi-functional bathroom and one un-rancid bedroom.
- Dean Winchester: Describe "semi-functional," and do not use the words "hole in the floor."
- Eliot Ness: You said you fellas found his house. Well, let's go see if it's been built yet. And then let's kill that bastard. Because that...
- Dean Winchester: Is the Chicago Way.
- Ezra Moore: "Chicago Way"?
- Eliot Ness: Who - who talks like that?
- Dean Winchester: Sean Connery.
- Ezra Moore: Come on.
- Dean Winchester: Never watch that movie again.
- Eliot Ness: [to Dean] Boo hoo. Cry me a river, you Nancy. Tell me, are all hunters as soft as you in the future? Everybody loses everybody and then, one day, boom, your number's up, but at least you're makin' a difference. So, enjoy it while it lasts, kid, 'cause hunting's the only clarity you're gonna find in this life. And that makes you luckier than most.
- Dean Winchester: [With Sam, presenting fake ID's to a civilian] Special Agent Smith.
- [points to Sam]
- Dean Winchester: This is, uh... Special Agent Smith. No relation.
- Dean Winchester: That's it?
- Ezra Moore: That is a thousand-year-old olive carved by vestal virgins and dipped in the blood of... you don't want to know. Pulling this together wasn't easy. You and Ness both owe me, smoothie.
- Dean Winchester: You can have whatever you want. Soon as we gank this thing.
- Ezra Moore: Yeah, yeah, take your twig, wise guy.
- Dean Winchester: Well how's it work?
- Ezra Moore: You stick this end in his heart. Miss, he has you for supper.
- Dean Winchester: [With reverence upon seeing the arsenal in Eliot Ness' trunk] Sweet merciful awesome.
- Dean Winchester: [Sam is showing Dean results on the laptop of research into past killings similar to their current hunt] Any pattern here other than location?
- Sam Winchester: Random vics. Random years. But they seem to drop in threes.
- Dean Winchester: That's two down, one to go. Alright, let me drive for a sec.
- [turns the laptop towards himself]
- Sam Winchester: You gonna... look at more anime? Or are you... strictly into Dick now?
- [small smile]
- Chronos: You want to know your future? I know your future. It's covered in thick, black ooze. It's everywhere. They're everywhere. Enjoy oblivion.
- Eliot Ness: Look. You seem like a swell guy, Lester. I want to help you out, I do, but my partner just got back from the War. He spent the last two years kicking in Nazi skulls. If he doesn't kicking a skull every couple of days, he's really touchy.
- Dean Winchester: Lester. Is that a German name?
- Lester Young: Hey, okay, okay. There's no need to snap your cap.
- Dean Winchester: So who died in your life that made you a Hunter?
- Eliot Ness: Who died? Nobody died, you morbid son of a bitch. I started doin' this cuz vampires were turnin' folks in Cleveland.
- Dean Winchester: And you caught the bug.
- Eliot Ness: That's when I caught the bug. Sometimes you just wanna... punch through the red tape with a silver bullet. Yeah, huntin' sets me free. Anyone you know hunt?
- Dean Winchester: I used to do it cuz that's what my family did. But they just seem to keep dyin'. Tell you the truth, I don't know why I'm doin' much of anything anymore.
- Eliot Ness: Boo hoo. Cry me a river, ya Nancy.
- [Dean looks uncertainly at Ness]
- Eliot Ness: Tell me... Are all Hunters as soft as you in the future?
- [Dean gets a chastised look on his face]
- Eliot Ness: Everybody loses everybody. And then one day, boom, your number's up. But, at least you're makin' a difference.
- [a sort of realization dawns on Dean's face]
- Eliot Ness: So, enjoy while it lasts, kid, cuz hunting's the only clarity you're gonna find in this life. And that makes you luckier than most.
- Sheriff Jody Mills: I think Bobby may have had a slight hoarding issue. I could barely get the door open on that storage locker. And, um, I'm pretty sure something's alive in at least three of those boxes.
- Eliot Ness: One witness said that she saw an assailant light up red after sucking the life out of a man.
- Dean Winchester: Awesome.
- Eliot Ness: How does that fill you with awe?
- Eliot Ness: We got to get you into some new clothes. You look like some kind of bindlestiff.
- Dean Winchester: Stiff your br - bin - what?
- Ezra Moore: What bucket of syrup did you two idjits step into?
- [Dean chuckles]
- Ezra Moore: Something funny, sweetheart?
- Dean Winchester: No, you, uh... You just kind of remind me of someone.
- Eliot Ness: Well, everything's coming up us, kid.
- Dean Winchester: Talk to me.
- Eliot Ness: [Confused] I am.
- Sam Winchester: How does a Sheriff in Sioux Falls get wind of a case in Ohio?
- Sheriff Jody Mills: I'm just that nosy.
- Dean Winchester: [Ness takes out a flask] Thought you were Mr. Boy Scout.
- Eliot Ness: Why do you think I went after Capone in the first place? Guy made the best hooch in Chicago.
- Old Man: Can I help you, son?
- Dean Winchester: Yes, sir. I am, uh, Special Agent Costner with the, uh...
- [Thinks]
- Dean Winchester: ... Department of Homeland Termite Invasion.
- Sheriff Jody Mills: You go get some shut-eye.
- Sam Winchester: Uh, that's okay. I can, uh..
- Sheriff Jody Mills: Do I have to use my mom voice?