Supernatural (TV Series)

Survival of the Fittest (2012)

James Patrick Stuart: Dick Roman

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• Dick Roman : Here's my offer.

  Crowley : All ears.

  Dick Roman : Full immunity for you and your constituents. I'm talking free-range grazing for all demon kind. I'm willing to cordon off, say, Canada. You and your crew can work your little deals, have your way with the locals.

  Crowley : *All* of Canada?

  Dick Roman : Have it.

  Crowley : Fair. And down here?

  Dick Roman : America's ours. Your sales team stays out - period. That's not up for negotiation. We need America. They're so fat.

  Crowley : And in exchange?

  Dick Roman : [brings out a vial]  The blood of one sadly unimpressive demon in New Jersey. All I ask is to give this to Frick and Frack, tell them it's yours, stand back, and let them come to me.

  Crowley : I can't deny I long to see those two digested once and for all. You have a deal. I suppose you want that in writing.

  Dick Roman : I don't kiss on the mouth.

  Crowley : Your loss.

• Dick Roman : Susan, do I look like a fool?

  Susan : Not in that particular body, no.

• Dick Roman : Castiel. Good to see you again. Thanks for the ride into paradise.

  [Dean brings out the bone to kill Dick] 

  Dick Roman : And good on you! Pulling that together, A-plus.

  Dean Winchester : Oh, you don't think this'll work, do you? You trust that demon?

  Dick Roman : You sure I'm even me, Dean?

  Dean Winchester : No.

  [Dean nods his head toward Castiel] 

  Dean Winchester : But *he* is. So, here's the thing when dealing with Crowley - he will *always* find a way to bone you.

• Dick Roman : Did you really think you could trump *me*?

  Dean Winchester : Honestly? No.

  [Cas grabs Dick from behind, Dean stabs the bone in Dick's throat] 

  Dean Winchester : Figured we'd have to catch you off guard.

• Dick Roman : [Pouring drink]  How do you take it?

  Crowley : Alcoholic.

• Crowley : [Writing contract]  "Should the party of the first part fail to inform the party of the second part of his intent---"

  Dick Roman : Pause right there. Correct me -- that should be "party of the second part vis-à-vis party of the first part," 'cause we just amended-...

  Dick Roman , Crowley : Clause 314-sub-a.

  Dick Roman : That's right. You should do this professionally.

• Crowley : You know what I like about you?

  Dick Roman : Lack of pretension?

  Crowley : You're smarter than you look.

  Dick Roman : Oh, well, now you're just flirting.