Supernatural (TV Series)

How to Win Friends and Influence Monsters (2011)

James Patrick Stuart: Dick Roman

Quotes 

• Dick Roman : [Regarding humans]  I really think you guys have spunk. You're like a planet of just the cutest little engines that could. But... like the late, great actual Dick Roman used to say to the whores he'd kick out of the presidential suite..."Cute doesn't quite hack it, sugar."

• Dick Roman : [after being sprayed with Borax]  Sam... That is not how we communicate from a place of yes.

• Dick Roman : I imagine you appreciate guns.

  Bobby Singer : I'd appreciate one right about now.

• Bobby Singer : So you got Dick Roman.

  Dick Roman : We can have whoever we want. We could have you, for example. If you were worth the effort.

  Bobby Singer : Oh, you're hurting my feelings.

• Dick Roman : It's an us-eat-dog world.

• Dick Roman : If you want to win, then you got to be the shark. And a shark's got to eat.