Blue Mountain State (TV Series)

The Peak (2011)

Alan Ritchson: Thad Castle

Quotes 

• Thad Castle : Moran, I always thought you had little pussy balls. But today, you showed me that inside that little pussy ballsack of yours, are other balls; bigger balls. Balls, that while still not as big as my balls, are bigger than the pussy balls I thought you had.

  Alex Moran : I really don't know what to say to that.

  Thad Castle : How about "You're welcome!"?

  Alex Moran : You're welcome?

  Thad Castle : Thank you!

• Thad Castle : [Reading plaque on wall]  Hasta La-later, Sean... Elway. You know talent piece of garbage! Alex Moran just shattered your shitty six TD record.

  [breaks plaque over knee] 

  Thad Castle : Alex Moran for life!