- Will Schuester: [to Mr. Pillsbury] Did you know that you are extremely racist?
- Rusty Pillsbury: Not quite.
- Mike Chang Sr.: My grandmother in China knew three English phrases: "Coca-Cola", "'Kiss my grits" and "Harvard University." Deep in Hubei province, this old woman knew the best school in America. That's where my son belongs.
- Artie Abrams: The kid's never late, he runs like an expensive Swiss watch reproduced cheaply in China.
- Shannon Beiste: [about her crutches] I kicked a fire hydrant when I found out "Ace of Cakes" was canceled.