- Kurt Hummel: [to Sebastian] I don't like the way you talk to my boyfriend. I don't like your smirky little meerkat face. I don't like your obnoxious CW hair. I'm on to you.
- Sebastian Smythe: Let's get a few things straight: Blaine's too good for you, New Directions is a joke and one of us has a hard luck case of the "Gay Face" and it ain't me. Odds are by the end of the school year, i'll have Blaine and a Nationals trophy, and you'll have khakis and a Lima Bean apron and that gay face.
- Finn Hudson: [after seeing Sam performing on stage as a stripper] That's an image I'll never be able to get out of my mind.
- Rory Flanagan: Sir, girls smell better than ham. And when they're dancing and bouncing around, you can't help but watch them.
- Rachel Berry: Well, my suspension is officially over. It'll still be on my transcript, though. I'm just hoping that the admissions department at NYADA see it as a sign of my artistic, rebellious attitude.
- Kurt Hummel: I don't like you.
- [Straightforward with a smile on his face]
- Sebastian Smythe: Fun!
- [Not breaking eye contact, he smiles back]
- Sebastian Smythe: I don't like you either.
- Kurt Hummel: I don't like the way you talk to my boyfriend.
- [Sebastian crosses his arms his smile turning into a grinj]
- Kurt Hummel: I don't like your smirky little meerkat face. I don't like your obnoxious CW hair. I'm on to you.
- Sebastian Smythe: Let's get a few things straight: Blaine's too good for you, New Directions is a joke and one of us has a hard luck case of the "Gay Face"
- [shaking his head]
- Sebastian Smythe: and it ain't me. Odds are by the end of the school year, I'll have Blaine and a Nationals trophy, and you'll have khakis and a Lima Bean apron and that gay face.
- Kurt Hummel: [With a pasted smile on his face and a laugh] You smell like Craig's List.
- Blaine Anderson: [Coming up suddenly and sitting back down] What are you guys talking about?
- [Kurt and Sebastian both relax]