Alf: [Alf and Pippa try to find out who has been calling an 0055 number and listen to the content] Strewth! That's a bit ripe!
Sally: What is it?
Pippa: Oh, that's disgusting!
Sally: What are they saying?
Alf: Holy Smoke!
Sally: Pippa!
Alf: Nothing you need to know about, young lady.
Pippa: It's a sex line, Sal. A very Explicit one.
Alf: That sort of thing shouldn't be allowed! I mean, What if some kid accidentally dialled that number?
Pippa: Alf, some kid *did*. And even if it was an accident, they made the same mistake *32* times.