It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)
The High School Reunion Part 2: The Gang's Revenge (2011)
Glenn Howerton: Dennis Reynolds
Quotes
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Dennis Reynolds : [digging through trunk] Oh, they're all gonna pay. They're all gonna pay the ultimate price!
Charlie Kelly : Whoa!
Mac : Dude, what's all that stuff you're grabbing?
Dennis Reynolds : Tools! Tools! Duct tape, zip ties and gloves! I have to have my tools!
Charlie Kelly : Wh-why do you have a bunch of, like, weird tools in a hidden compartment in your car?
Dennis Reynolds : It's fetish- it's fetish shit! I-I-I like to bind, I like to be bound!
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Dennis Reynolds : Listen, listen, listen. I wanna be inside you. I wanna do shit to you that is gonna make you realize what a worthless, boring piece of shit your husband really is.
Christie : Wait a second, I'm confused. Why would you wanna have sex with me?
Dennis Reynolds : Why the hell wouldn't I wanna have sex with you? I mean, bam, boom, boom.
Christie : Because you're gay.
Dennis Reynolds : What! I'm not gay.
Christie : Dude, you're wearing makeup.
Dennis Reynolds : Yeah, I'm wearing a little bit of makeup, who-who doesn't?
Christie : And a girdle.
Dennis Reynolds : Yeah, I wanted to seem thin for the occasion. That's not weird...