It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

The High School Reunion Part 2: The Gang's Revenge (2011)

Glenn Howerton: Dennis Reynolds

Quotes 

• Dennis Reynolds : [digging through trunk]  Oh, they're all gonna pay. They're all gonna pay the ultimate price!

  Charlie Kelly : Whoa!

  Mac : Dude, what's all that stuff you're grabbing?

  Dennis Reynolds : Tools! Tools! Duct tape, zip ties and gloves! I have to have my tools!

  Charlie Kelly : Wh-why do you have a bunch of, like, weird tools in a hidden compartment in your car?

  Dennis Reynolds : It's fetish- it's fetish shit! I-I-I like to bind, I like to be bound!

• Dennis Reynolds : Listen, listen, listen. I wanna be inside you. I wanna do shit to you that is gonna make you realize what a worthless, boring piece of shit your husband really is.

  Christie : Wait a second, I'm confused. Why would you wanna have sex with me?

  Dennis Reynolds : Why the hell wouldn't I wanna have sex with you? I mean, bam, boom, boom.

  Christie : Because you're gay.

  Dennis Reynolds : What! I'm not gay.

  Christie : Dude, you're wearing makeup.

  Dennis Reynolds : Yeah, I'm wearing a little bit of makeup, who-who doesn't?

  Christie : And a girdle.

  Dennis Reynolds : Yeah, I wanted to seem thin for the occasion. That's not weird...