- Frank Reynolds: No! We can't go out like that. Look, if life pushes you down you gotta push back! If you've been dealt a bunch of lemons, you've got to take those lemons and push them down someones throat until they see yellow! And if some punk ass kid humiliates you, you've got to do the only thing thats left to do!
- Dennis Reynolds: [digging through trunk] Oh, they're all gonna pay. They're all gonna pay the ultimate price!
- Charlie Kelly: Whoa!
- Mac: Dude, what's all that stuff you're grabbing?
- Dennis Reynolds: Tools! Tools! Duct tape, zip ties and gloves! I have to have my tools!
- Charlie Kelly: Wh-why do you have a bunch of, like, weird tools in a hidden compartment in your car?
- Dennis Reynolds: It's fetish- it's fetish shit! I-I-I like to bind, I like to be bound!
- Dennis Reynolds: Listen, listen, listen. I wanna be inside you. I wanna do shit to you that is gonna make you realize what a worthless, boring piece of shit your husband really is.
- Christie: Wait a second, I'm confused. Why would you wanna have sex with me?
- Dennis Reynolds: Why the hell wouldn't I wanna have sex with you? I mean, bam, boom, boom.
- Christie: Because you're gay.
- Dennis Reynolds: What! I'm not gay.
- Christie: Dude, you're wearing makeup.
- Dennis Reynolds: Yeah, I'm wearing a little bit of makeup, who-who doesn't?
- Christie: And a girdle.
- Dennis Reynolds: Yeah, I wanted to seem thin for the occasion. That's not weird...