Louie (TV Series)

Come On, God (2011)

Greg Gutfeld: Greg Gutfeld

Quotes 

• Ellen : You don't have to live this way. There is a life of joy and passion waiting for you. If you just stop hurting yourself.

  Louie : How can you tell people not to masturbate? I mean, nobody can not do it. Since there's been people, all of them, every single person ever, has masturbated. Napoleon masturbated. Gandhi, Joan Jett, uh, Shakespeare...

  Greg Gutfeld : Shakespeare, definitely.